Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner
- William Shatner
Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn
- Eileen Gunn
Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
- David Brin
- David Brin
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
- Joss Whedon
Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
- Stan Lee
- Stan Lee
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
- Alan Moore
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
- Margaret Atwood
His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!
- Rudy Rucker
- Rudy Rucker
From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire
- Gregory Maguire
Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu no carrier.
- Charles Stross
- Charles Stross
With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller
- Frank Miller
Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
- Steven Meretzky
- Steven Meretzky
“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh … hell, actually.”
- Ronald D. Moore
- Ronald D. Moore
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
- Vernor Vinge
- Vernor Vinge
It cost too much, staying human.
- Bruce Sterling
- Bruce Sterling
We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly
- James Patrick Kelly
It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon
- Rockne S. O’Bannon
I’m your future, child. Don’t cry.
- Stephen Baxter
- Stephen Baxter
1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
- Michael Moorcock
- Michael Moorcock
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers
- Richard Powers
I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
- Neil Gaiman
- Neil Gaiman
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card
- Orson Scott Card
Kirby had never eaten toes before.
- Kevin Smith
- Kevin Smith
Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
- Howard Waldrop
- Howard Waldrop
To save humankind he died again.
- Ben Bova
- Ben Bova
We went solar; sun went nova.
- Ken MacLeod
- Ken MacLeod
Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You cow!”
- Paul Di Filippo
- Paul Di Filippo
“I couldn’t believe she’d shoot me.”
- Howard Chaykin
- Howard Chaykin
Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
- Stephen R. Donaldson
- Stephen R. Donaldson
Broken heart, 45, WLTM disabled man.
- Mark Millar
- Mark Millar
TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
- Harry Harrison
- Harry Harrison
Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
- Neal Stephenson
- Neal Stephenson
Easy. Just touch the match to
- Ursula K. Le Guin
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Microsoft gave us Word. Fiat lux?
- David Brin
- David Brin
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